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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

- Airlines serving up one hot mess

- Action figure Jesus

- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

- And much more

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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    Product Specs
    • SKU: 9780312363024
    • Manufacturer: ST MARTINS PR 3PL
    • Language of Text: English
    • ISBN 13: 9780312363024
    • Publication Date: 09/01/2010
    • Format: Paperback
    • Author: Celia Rivenbark
    • Page Count: 242
    • Width: 6.54 inches
    • Height: 0.68 inches
    • Length: 8.24 inches
    • Weight: 0.52 pounds
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