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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
  • By Celia Rivenbark
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Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:


*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
*ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay"
*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
*And so much more


Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

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  • Additional Details
    • SKU: 9780312339944
    • Manufacturer: ST MARTINS PR 3PL
    • Language of Text: English
    • ISBN 13: 9780312339944
    • Publication Date: 09/01/2007
    • Format: Paperback
    • Author: Celia Rivenbark
    • Page Count: 262
    • Width: 5.82 inches
    • Height: 0.73 inches
    • Length: 8.22 inches
    • Weight: 0.75 pounds
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