This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations--
" Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us-- all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn' t the grownups do anything?"
" You' re the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don' t you do anything quickly?"
" Yes, I get tired fast."
" I haven' t slept for days."
" How come?"
" I only sleep at night "
