This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations-
""Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us-all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn't the grownups do anything?"
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"You're the laziest fellow I have seen.
Don't you do anything quickly?"
""Yes, I get tired fast.""
"I haven't slept for days."
"How come?"
""I only sleep at night ""