Quips- A collection of sayings that tease all of your emotions. Some are witty, others are thought-provoking and even outrageously funny. Hire a teenager while he still knows everything. There are two great tragedies in life. One is not getting what" you want and the other is getting what you want. Some days I feel like a three pound hen trying to lay a four pound egg. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. - Author.